Once-in-a-lifetime development opportunity
pro-development day has arrived !
after decades of questionable so-called 'cultural' activities
financed by too many of our top-bracket tax dollars,
the full development potential of this magnificent site
is about to be realized through private initiative
(and public subsidy, of course)
to the exclusive benefit of a select few
with the requisite vision and resources
to make a substantial financial commitment.
Highlights of the New Day Dawning:
To-the-Well-Connected-Go-the-Spoils-style management to be made official! Under a pending proposal, the 80-acre facility will be operated as a completely profit-making enterprise with access available only to Snug Harbor board-approved applicants prepared to make a significant investment for the long term.
As a gesture of private generosity, non-members will be admitted for a brief visit within a three-hour time period on alternate Thursdays for a modest $5-per-person 'strolling fee' during hours to be announced. We regret it will not be possible to accommodate those who seek strolling rights but lack the ability to pay for them.
Fruit of the Vine Estates, the Ultimate Gated Community A development of magnificent midrise condominium residences overlooking the site of a discredited proposed vineyard operation that deflected focus from the maintenance and improvement of existing arts facilities and programs, devoting it instead to money-squandering follies. These sumptuous habitations feature Self-Flushing Carrara Marble Toilets and Armani®-Designed Gold Lamé Shower Curtains at no extra charge.
Il Blundero Stupendo A new concept in gustatory excess featuring Gondola Dining, allowing diners to cruise the tranquil waters of the duck pond adjoining the 9/11 memorial garden in an authentic Italian gondola replica. As diners sip their Carlo Rossi Red, their very own chefs prepare the evening's specialty entrée, right on board their vessels. The prix fixe charge includes provision of Renaissance-themed bonnets and capes to protect diners from the excrescences of the Canada Geese circling overhead.
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NEW DAY DAWNING AT SNUG HARBOR
with lots of profitable opportunities
for you, your associates, and your clients !
Another GONIFFE ENTERPRISES Project